Patrick Hamm Berlin Productions = PERVERT

OK, so I shouldn't be surprised by sleezeballs in the filmmaker "industry," but this guy Patrick Hamm really creeped me out.

I saw an ad for "freespirited asian actresses" with Patrick Hamm Berlin Productions, so I email some of my headshots & a resume to Mr. Hamm

He replied right away, turning on (I guess he thinks it's) the charm. I should have known he was just a scumbag with an asian fetish right away...he "praised" my "exotic" look and my "almond" eyes. (Why are asian fetish guys so unimaginative?) I shoulda cut him off right then...but I was eager to find out what the moviegig might be...

FINALLY he sends me this "script"...with a part for "Asian Fetish Chick." Hamm said he was "willing" to "audition" me for the "part". On Skype. With me totally nude. I told Hamm no way, effing forget it.

Patrick Hamm must think asian girls are idiots, because he tried to snow me: He told me he was on IMDB. He said he'd studied film at Yale and taught at Harvard. "The nudity is tastefully artistic," the perv said, mocking my "puritan American values" for spoiling my chance in "the biz" as he called it. Barf.

All that bragging sent me to a search-engine. It wasn't easy, since (and I figured out the reason) Patrick Hamm had tried to spam the 'net with dozens of homemade blogs (PatrickHamm.com, PatrickHamm.net, PatrickHamm. biz,...you get the idea). So I dug a bit deeper to see what his feverish spamming was trying to hide.

My conclusion: like all good liars, Patrick Hamm had told me a lotta half-truths:

1) Had he been "profiled" by IMDB? Not quite. Yes, he had a page there (with only ONE cheapass film to his credit LOL) But the page was self-made.

2) Had he "taught at Harvard"? No, not as a professor. He was just a teaching assistant. Worse, I read that his contract was terminated halfway through the 12-13 school year after some pervy--and, yes, fetish--pics of him went viral (with, yes, an Asian student...here are the SFW ones: http://imgur.com/a/Npg4l).

3) Had he "studied film at Yale"? Maybe he took a course or two, but he'd majored in sociology. And apparently he had another embarrassing incident with a female student (yes, an Asian one), who'd blogged about Hamm's aggressive bedside manner...CHOKING her when she refused him sex. See here: http://patrick-hamm.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=852099&forum_id=1

Hamm wasn't happy when he realized I was "on" to his pathetic game. He called me a "banal philistine" for "trusting a biased corporate website like Google" (The irony: I'd searching him on Yahoo, not Google, but whatev.)

I told him to forget my ever being his asian fetish actress. He continued to stalk me online until I finally blocked him.

Stay away from this guy...ESPECIALLY if you're an asian female. Patrick Hamm doesn't want to make you an actress...he wants to make you his Asianporn.